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ESL 108: The Hospital Orderly (1)


ESL 108: The Hospital Orderly (1)



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Jake was tired of his job. He'd been doing it for 10 years, and it wasn't getting any easier. He was a hospital orderly. That's a vague title that covers many specific duties—some of which are quite unpleasant. Whenever a patient threw up, for example, it was Jake's responsibility to clean the patient's body and face, remove all the soiled clothing and bed linens, put fresh bed linens on the bed, and put clean hospital clothing on the patient. After hundreds of such incidents, Jake still had not gotten used to the odor and sight of fresh vomit. It was disgusting. Every time he cleaned up vomit, he thought to himself that he wasn't getting paid nearly enough.

Jake was also responsible for checking a patient's blood pressure, taking his pulse and temperature (usually orally, but sometimes rectally), and doing electrocardiograms to monitor his heart condition. These chores used to be done by nurses or technicians. Now they were done by Jake. He fed patients who couldn't feed themselves. He helped move patients from their beds to gurneys, or from their beds to wheelchairs, and vice versa. Whenever a patient died in his hospital bed, it was Jake's job to zip the body into a plastic bag, put the bag on a gurney, and roll the gurney into the elevator and downstairs into the basement morgue. Sometimes he stayed in the morgue, just thinking.

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*Vocabulary:

• basement:
• chores:
• cover:
• disgusting:
• duty:
• electrocardiogram:
• elevator:
• gurney:
• hospital_orderly:
• incident:
• linen:
• monitor:
• morgue:
• odor:
• orally:
• patient:
• plastic:
• pulse:
• rectally:
• responsibility:
• sight:
• soil:
• specific:
• technician:
• temperature:
• title:
• vague:
• vice_versa:
• vomit:
• zip:

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Was Jake tired of his job?

• Had he been doing it for 20 years?

• Was it getting any easier?

• Was he a hospital orderly?

• Did he have many specific duties?

• Were some of his duties unpleasant?

• Had he gotten used to the odor of fresh vomit?

• Did he clean up vomit hundreds of times?

• Did he think he was getting paid enough?

• Was he responsible for taking a patient's blood?

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*Fill in blanks:

Jake was tired of his job. He’d been ______ it for 10 years, and it wasn’t getting ______ easier. He was a hospital orderly. That’s a ______ title that covers many specific duties—some of which ______quite unpleasant. Whenever a patient threw up, for______ , it was Jake's responsibility to clean the patient’s ______ and face, remove all the soiled clothing and______ linens, put fresh bed linens on the bed, ______ put clean hospital clothing on the patient. After of such incidents, Jake still had not gotten ______ to the odor and sight of fresh vomit. ______ was disgusting. Every time he cleaned up vomit, ______ thought to himself that he wasn’t getting paid ______ enough.

Jake was also responsible for checking a ______ ’s blood pressure, taking his pulse and temperature (usually ______ , but sometimes rectally), and doing electrocardiograms to monitor______ heart condition. These chores used to be done______ nurses or technicians. Now they were done by ______ . He fed patients who couldn’t feed themselves. He______ move patients from their beds to gurneys, or______ their beds to wheelchairs, and vice versa. Whenever______ patient died in his hospital bed, it was ______ ’s job to zip the body into a plastic ______ , put the bag on a gurney, and roll ______ gurney into the elevator and downstairs into the ______ morgue. Sometimes he stayed in the morgue, just ______ .

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*Translate into Vietnamese:

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Nộp bài ESL 108: The Hospital Orderly (1)
*Vocabulary:

• basement: Tầng hầm
• chores: Công việc
• cover: Che
• disgusting: Kinh tởm
• duty: Nhiệm vụ
• electrocardiogram: Điện đồ tin
• elevator: Thang máy
• gurney: Gurney
• hospital_orderly: Bệnh viện trật tự
• incident: Sự kiện xảy ra
• linen: Lanh
• monitor: Giám sát
• morgue: Nhà xác
• odor: Mùi
• orally: Bằng miệng
• patient: Bệnh nhân
• plastic: Nhựa
• pulse: Xung
• rectally: Trực tràng
• responsibility: Trách nhiệm
• sight: Cảnh
• soil: Đất
• specific: Đặc biệt
• technician: Kỹ thuật viên
• temperature: Nhiệt độ
• title: Tiêu đề
• vague: Mơ hồ
• vice_versa: Cái ê-tô ngược lại
• vomit: Nôn
• zip: Tiếng rít

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Was Jake tired of his job? Yes

• Had he been doing it for 20 years? No

• Was it getting any easier? No

• Was he a hospital orderly? Yes

• Did he have many specific duties? Yes

• Were some of his duties unpleasant? Yes

• Had he gotten used to the odor of fresh vomit? Yes

• Did he clean up vomit hundreds of times? No

• Did he think he was getting paid enough? No

• Was he responsible for taking a patient's blood? Yes

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*Fill in blanks:

Jake was tired of his job. He’d been _doing_ it for 10 years, and it wasn’t getting _any_ easier. He was a hospital orderly. That’s a _vague_ title that covers many specific duties—some of which _are_quite unpleasant. Whenever a patient threw up, for_example_ , it was Jake's responsibility to clean the patient’s _body_ and face, remove all the soiled clothing and_bed_ linens, put fresh bed linens on the bed, _and_ put clean hospital clothing on the patient. After of such incidents, Jake still had not gotten _used_ to the odor and sight of fresh vomit. _It_ was disgusting. Every time he cleaned up vomit, _He_ thought to himself that he wasn’t getting paid _nearly_ enough.

Jake was also responsible for checking a _patient_ ’s blood pressure, taking his pulse and temperature (usually _orally_ , but sometimes rectally), and doing electrocardiograms to monitor_his_ heart condition. These chores used to be done_by_ nurses or technicians. Now they were done by _Jake_ . He fed patients who couldn’t feed themselves. He_helped_ move patients from their beds to gurneys, or_from_ their beds to wheelchairs, and vice versa. Whenever_a_ patient died in his hospital bed, it was _Jake_ ’s job to zip the body into a plastic _bag_ , put the bag on a gurney, and roll _the_ gurney into the elevator and downstairs into the _basement_ morgue. Sometimes he stayed in the morgue, just _thinking_ .

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• basement: nền móng, tầng hầm
• chores: việc vặt
• cover: phủ, nắp
• disgusting: gớm
• duty: bổn phận, trách nhiệm
• electrocardiogram: điện tâm đồ
• elevator: thang máy
• gurney: băng ca
• hospital_orderly:
• incident (n,adj) việc xô xát, xảy ra đột ngột/ liên quan đến
• linen: vải lanh
• monitor: chỉ huy, điều khiển
• morgue: nhà xác
• odor: mùi
• orally: bằng miệng
• patient: kiên nhẫn
• plastic: nhựa
• pulse: Nhịp đập
• rectally:
• responsibility: trách nhiệm
• sight: thị lực
• soil: đất
• specific (adj) dứt khoát, rành mạch, rõ ràng
• technician: chuyên viên kỹ thuật
• temperature: nhiệt độ
• title: chủ đề
• vague: mơ hồ, mập mờ
• vice_versa: ngược lại
• vomit: ói
• zip: vùng

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Was Jake tired of his job?yes

• Had he been doing it for 20 years?no

• Was it getting any easier?no

• Was he a hospital orderly?yes

• Did he have many specific duties?yes

• Were some of his duties unpleasant?yes

• Had he gotten used to the odor of fresh vomit?no

• Did he clean up vomit hundreds of times?yes

• Did he think he was getting paid enough?no

• Was he responsible for taking a patient's blood?no

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*Fill in blanks:

Jake was tired of his job. He’d been __doing____ it for 10 years, and it wasn’t getting __any____ easier. He was a hospital orderly. That’s a __vague____ title that covers many specific duties—some of which ___are___quite unpleasant. Whenever a patient threw up, for___example___ , it was Jake's responsibility to clean the patient’s ____body__ and face, remove all the soiled clothing and____bed__ linens, put fresh bed linens on the bed, ____and__ put clean hospital clothing on the patient. After of such incidents, Jake still had not gotten __used____ to the odor and sight of fresh vomit. ___It___ was disgusting. Every time he cleaned up vomit, ___he___ thought to himself that he wasn’t getting paid ___nearly___ enough.

Jake was also responsible for checking a ___patient___ ’s blood pressure, taking his pulse and temperature (usually __orally____ , but sometimes rectally), and doing electrocardiograms to monitor____his__ heart condition. These chores used to be done___by___ nurses or technicians. Now they were done by ____Jake__ . He fed patients who couldn’t feed themselves. He__helped____ move patients from their beds to gurneys, or___from___ their beds to wheelchairs, and vice versa. Whenever___the___ patient died in his hospital bed, it was ___Jake___ ’s job to zip the body into a plastic ___bag___ , put the bag on a gurney, and roll ___the___ gurney into the elevator and downstairs into the _basement_____ morgue. Sometimes he stayed in the morgue, just ___thinking___ .

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ESL 108: The Hospital Orderly (1)
*Vocabulary:


• basement: Tầng hầm
• chores: Công việc
• cover: Che
• disgusting: Kinh tởm
• duty: Nhiệm vụ
• electrocardiogram: Điện đồ tim
• elevator: Thang máy
• gurney: Gurney
• hospital_orderly: Bệnh viện trật tự
• incident: Sự kiện xảy ra
• linen: Lanh
• monitor: Giám sát
• morgue: Nhà xác
• odor: Mùi
• orally: Bằng miệng
• patient: Bệnh nhân
• plastic: Nhựa
• pulse: Xung
• rectally: Trực tràng
• responsibility: Trách nhiệm
• sight: Cảnh
• soil: Đất
• specific: Đặc biệt
• technician: Kỹ thuật viên
• temperature: Nhiệt độ
• title: Tiêu đề
• vague: Mơ hồ
• vice_versa: Cái ê-tô ngược lại
• vomit: Nôn
• zip: Tiếng rít

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Was Jake tired of his job? Yes

• Had he been doing it for 20 years? No

• Was it getting any easier? No

• Was he a hospital orderly? Yes

• Did he have many specific duties? Yes

• Were some of his duties unpleasant? Yes

• Had he gotten used to the odor of fresh vomit? Yes

• Did he clean up vomit hundreds of times? No

• Did he think he was getting paid enough? No

• Was he responsible for taking a patient's blood? Yes

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*Fill in blanks:

Jake was tired of his job. He’d been _doing_ it for 10 years, and it wasn’t getting _any_ easier. He was a hospital orderly. That’s a _vague_ title that covers many specific duties—some of which _are_quite unpleasant. Whenever a patient threw up, for_example_ , it was Jake's responsibility to clean the patient’s _body_ and face, remove all the soiled clothing and_bed_ linens, put fresh bed linens on the bed, _and_ put clean hospital clothing on the patient. After of such incidents, Jake still had not gotten _used_ to the odor and sight of fresh vomit. _It_ was disgusting. Every time he cleaned up vomit, _He_ thought to himself that he wasn’t getting paid _nearly_ enough.

Jake was also responsible for checking a _patient_ ’s blood pressure, taking his pulse and temperature (usually _orally_ , but sometimes rectally), and doing electrocardiograms to monitor_his_ heart condition. These chores used to be done_by_ nurses or technicians. Now they were done by _Jake_ . He fed patients who couldn’t feed themselves. He_helped_ move patients from their beds to gurneys, or_from_ their beds to wheelchairs, and vice versa. Whenever_a_ patient died in his hospital bed, it was _Jake_ ’s job to zip the body into a plastic _bag_ , put the bag on a gurney, and roll _the_ gurney into the elevator and downstairs into the _basement_ morgue. Sometimes he stayed in the morgue, just _thinking_ .

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Translate into Vietnamese:

Nhân viên dọn dẹp Bệnh viện

Jake mệt mỏi với công việc của anh ấy. Anh đã làm việc này 10 năm, và nó chẳng dễ dàng hơn chút nào. Anh là nhân viên dọn dẹp bệnh viện. Đó là một chức danh to tát bao gồm bao nhiêu nhiệm vụ chuyên biệt - một vài việc thật không dễ chịu. Khi có bệnh nhân thải ra, ví dụ vậy, là trách nhiệm của Jake phải lau sạch cơ thể của bệnh nhân, mặt mũi, thay quần áo và khăn trải giường, đặt khăn trải giường mới và mặc quần áo mới cho bệnh nhân. Sau cả trăm lần như vậy, Jake vẫn không quen với mùi chất vừ nôn. Thật kinh tởm. Mỗi khi lau dọn chổ ói, anh vẫn nghĩ rằng anh vẫn chưa được trả công đủ.

Jake cũng chịu trách nhiệm đo huyết áp bệnh nhân, bắt mạch và đo nhiệt độ (thường đo miệng, nhưng đôi khi cũng đo ở hậu môn), và đo điện tim để theo dõi điều kiện tiêm. Những việc này thường do y tá và kỹ thuật viên. Giờ đây Jake làm. Jake đút bệnh nhân nào không tự ăn được. Anh giúp bệnh nhân chuyển từ giường ra băng ca, hoặc từ giường ra xe đẩy, và ngược lại. Khi có bệnh nhân chết trong bệnh viện, công việc của Jake là kéo khoá túi nhựa đựng xác, bỏ túi lên băng ca, đẩy băng ca đến thang máy và chuyển xuống tầng hầm nhà xác. Đôi khi anh ngồi trong nhà xác, chỉ suy nghĩ.

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LESSON 108:

THE HOSPITAL ORDERLY (1) - HỘ LÝ BỆNH VIỆN (1).

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*Vocabulary:

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• basement: tầng hầm.
• chores: việc vặt, việc chán phèo.
• cover: bao gồm, che, che phủ.
• disgusting: kinh tởm, ghê tởm, chán ghét.
• duty: bổn phận, nhiệm vụ.
• electrocardiogram: điện tâm đồ.
• elevator: thang máy.
• gurney: băng ca.
• hospital_orderly: hộ lý.
• incident: sự cố, việc rắc rối, việc bất ngờ.
• linen: vải lanh.
• monitor: giám sát.
• morgue: nhà xác.
• odor: mùi.
• orally: bằng đường miệng.
• patient: bệnh nhân.
• plastic: nhựa.
• pulse: mạch.
• rectally: trực tràng.
• responsibility: trách nhiệm, tinh thần trách nhiệm.
• sight: cảnh, cảnh tượng.
• soil: vết bẩn, chất bẩn.
• specific: rành mạch, rõ ràng, cụ thể.
• technician: kỹ thuật viên.
• temperature: nhiệt độ.
• title: tư cách, danh nghĩa.
• vague: mơ hồ, mập mờ.
• vice_versa: ngược lại.
• vomit: chất nôn/mửa ra.
• zip: dây kéo, kéo lại

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*Yes/No Questions:
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• Was Jake tired of his job?
- Yes, he was.

• Had he been doing it for 20 years?
- No, he hadn't. He had been doing it for 10 years.

• Was it getting any easier?
- No, it wasn't.

• Was he a hospital orderly?
- Yes, he was.

• Did he have many specific duties?
- Yes, he did .

• Were some of his duties unpleasant?
- Yes, they were.

• Had he gotten used to the odor of fresh vomit?
- No, he hadn't.

• Did he clean up vomit hundreds of times?
- Yes, he did.

• Did he think he was getting paid enough?
- No, he didn't.

• Was he responsible for taking a patient's blood?
- No, he didn't.

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*Fill in blanks:
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Jake was tired of his job. He’d been doing it for 10 years, and it wasn’t getting any easier. He was a hospital orderly. That’s a vague title that covers many specific duties—some of which are quite unpleasant. Whenever a patient threw up, for example , it was Jake's responsibility to clean the patient’s body and face, remove all the soiled clothing and bed linens, put fresh bed linens on the bed, and put clean hospital clothing on the patient. After of such incidents, Jake still had not gotten used to the odor and sight of fresh vomit. It was disgusting. Every time he cleaned up vomit, he thought to himself that he wasn’t getting paid neatly enough.

Jake was also responsible for checking a patient ’s blood pressure, taking his pulse and temperature (usually orally , but sometimes rectally), and doing electrocardiograms to monitor his heart condition. These chores used to be done by nurses or technicians. Now they were done by Jake . He fed patients who couldn’t feed themselves. He helped move patients from their beds to gurneys, or from their beds to wheelchairs, and vice versa. Whenever the patient died in his hospital bed, it was Jake ’s job to zip the body into a plastic bag , put the bag on a gurney, and roll the gurney into the elevator and downstairs into the basement morgue. Sometimes he stayed in the morgue, just thinking .

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*Translate into Vietnamese:
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Jake chán nản với nghề nghiệp của mình. Anh làm công việc này đã 10 năm nay, và việc đó không trở nên dễ dàng hơn chút nào cả. Anh là một hộ lý trong bệnh viện. Đó là một chức danh mơ hồ bao gồm nhiều công việc cụ thể-một vài việc còn hết sức khó chịu. Ví dụ mỗi lần bệnh nhân nôn ói, Jake có trách nhiệm lau sạch người và mặt mũi người bệnh, thay áo quần và khăn trãi giường bị vấy bẩn, trãi khăn trãi giường mới, và mặc quần áo sạch cho người bệnh. Sau hàng trăm sự cố như thế, Jake vẫn chưa thể nào quen được với mùi hôi và quen nhìn một bãi ói mới nôn ra. Thật là ghê tởm. Mỗi lần dọn dẹp mấy bãi ói, anh lại suy nghĩ mình chưa được trả lương thật đầy đủ.

Jake cũng có trách nhiệm kiểm tra huyết áp của người bệnh, bắt mạch và đo nhiệt độ(thường thường bằng đường miệng, nhưng thỉnh thoảng bằng đường hậu môn), và đo điện tâm đồ để theo dõi tình trạng tim của họ. Những công việc chán ngắt này thường được các y tá và kỹ thuật viện thực hiện. Bây giờ Jake đã làm những việc đó. Anh đút cơm cho những bệnh nhân không thể tự ăn được. Anh giúp chuyển bệnh nhân từ giường sang băng-ca, hoặc từ giường sang xe lăn, và ngược lại. Mỗi khi bênh nhân chết trên giường bệnh, công việc của Jake là kéo khoá chiếc túi nhựa đựng xác, đặt chiếc túi lên băng-ca, và đẩy băng-ca vào thang máy và xuống tầng dưới đi vào nhà xác ở tầng hầm. Thỉnh thoảng anh nán lại trong nhà xác, chỉ để nghĩ ngợi mà thôi.

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@chị QuynhNhu,

Hospital orderly còn gọi là Nurse assitant. Năm ngoái ndh có thời gian ăn ngủ trong một bệnh viện, mỗi phòng bệnh nhân có một white board ghi tên người phụ trách trực chăm sóc bệnh nhân bao gồm: doctor, nurse và nurse assitant. Nurse assitant thường là những phụ nữ lớn tuổi dân nhập cư hoặc những người rất trẻ cần tiền để chuẩn bị cho việc học sau này. Đúng như bài ESL mô tả, ca làm việc của nurse assitant kéo dài 12 giờ mỗi ngày rất mệt nhọc và nhiều trách nhiệm nhưng bù lại lương khá, benefit tốt và không sợ bị laid off. Người Philippine diện di dân hoặc diện visa lao động chiếm tỷ lệ áp đảo nhân viên nurse (không phải nurse assitant) tại bệnh viện này. Họ có thuận lợi lớn về ngôn ngữ giao tiếp, nhiều người trong số họ được đào tạo tại Philippine với bằng cấp được công nhận tại nhiều nước.

Vài dòng lan man nhân đọc bài ESL này.

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Hi, ngươidochanh,

Đọc xong phần 1+2 của bài The Hospital Orderly mình thấy buồn buồn, khắc khoải như anh chàng Jake vậy. Một công việc đơn điệu, nhàm chán, đầy nguy hiểm và phải đối diện hàng ngày với những gương mặt già nua nhăn nhó, rên rỉ đau đớn vì bệnh tật hoặc bất động do tuổi già. Và...điều kinh khủng là phải đối diện với cái chết mỗi ngày.(Cho dù rồi sẽ tới ngày mình cũng phải già, phải chết!).

Nếu không vì lương cao-phúc lợi ổn định, nguy cơ thất nghiệp ít, mình nghĩ cũng không mấy người chọn nghề này.

Cám ơn về những dòng lan man của anh.

Thân.

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. 72.Betting Big in Vegas
. 73.Priced to Sell!
. 74.The Handyman Comes
. 75.A Woman Has Needs
. 76.A Hot Day and a Cool Pool
. 77.Up, Up, and Away
. 78.Man's Best Friend
. 79.Six Feet Under
. 80.An Unhappy Worker
. 81.Why the Sky Is Brown
. 82.It’s a Small World
. 83.Suspicious Shoppers
. 84.Death Is Part of Life
. 85.Tagger Shoots Woman
. 86.Crime on the Rise
. 87.Too Soft on Crime
. 88.Pluto Chases Kid
. 89.In Harm’s Way
. 90."Semper Buy"
. 91.A Little Respect, Please
. 92.A Dream from Beyond-1
. 93.A Dream from Beyond-2
. 94.A Trip to Egypt
. 95.No Doughnuts for Old Folks
. 96.It’s Just Business
. 97.A Walk in the Wild
. 98.Elvis Is Alive and Well
. 99.Bad Weed, Bad Call
. 100.Shark Attack


. 101.Love in the Hospital
. 102.Interstate Bridge Collapses
. 103.Stop Selling Those Bunnies
. 104.Actor Tries to Kill Himself
. 105.US Senator Says He’s not Gay
. 106.E.Coli Is Everywhere
. 107.Influenza
. 108.The Hospital Orderly-1
. 109.The Hospital Orderly-2
. 110.Flower Power
. 111.Dog Inherits Millions
. 112.Man Holds Staff Hostage
. 113.Young Boy Defends Sister
. 114.Remember Me?
. 115.The Way to a Man’s Heart
. 116.Sail Around the World
. 117.New Dog-Barking Law
. 118.Man Flies in Lawn Chair-1
. 119.Man Flies in Lawn Chair-2
. 120.Cleaning a Dirty Plate
. 121.Her Driving Lesson
. 122.Hurricane Dean
. 123.Adventurer Disappears
. 124.Nursing Student Disappears
. 125.The Lovely Banana
. 126.Smells like Chicken
. 127.The Wedding-1
. 128.The Wedding-2
. 129.The Waiter
. 130.Your Country Thanks You
. 131.D.B.Cooper Lives On-1
. 132.D.B.Cooper Lives On-2
. 133.I’m No Alcoholic!
. 134.48 Homes Burn Down-1
. 135.48 Homes Burn Down-2
. 136.Drought Attacks Georgia
. 137.A Bad MRI Experience
. 138.Body in a Barrel-1
. 139.Body in a Barrel-2
. 140.Red Meat, Gray Water
. 141.All Bite, No Bark
. 142.Tiger Kills Two Men-1
. 143.Tiger Kills Two Men-2
. 144.Red Flowers Make Her See Red
. 145.The Starbucks Robbery
. 146.The Argument-1
. 147.The Argument-2
. 148.The Toilet Tank-1
. 149.The Toilet Tank-2
. 150.Santa Was Molested




. 151.Fire Kills Two Young Girls
. 152.Police Arrest Fire-Starters
. 153.Get out of "Jail"-1
. 154.Get out of "Jail"-2
. 155.New Year Celebrations
. 156.$50K to Waitress-1
. 157.$50K to Waitress-2
. 158.Who Needs School?
. 159.Black Friday
. 160.JFK Assassination
. 161.Don’t Top Off the Tanks
. 162.The Clapper
. 163.Tuberculosis Still Kills
. 164.Old Dogs Become Young Again
. 165.Ham and Eggplant
. 166.A Hole in Her Ear-1
. 167.A Hole in Her Ear-2
. 168.The Drugs Keep Coming
. 169.Missing Husband-1
. 170.Missing Husband-2
. 171.Don’t Get Mad-Get Even
. 172.The Christmas Gift-1
. 173.The Christmas Gift-2
. 174.The Haircut-1
. 175.The Haircut-2
. 176.The Robbery at the Mall-1
. 177.The Robbery at the Mall-2
. 178.The Driving Lesson-1
. 179.The Driving Lesson-2
. 180.The Move to Georgia-1
. 181.The Move to Georgia-2
. 182.I’ll Get a Job in a Restaurant
. 183.A Cleaner River-1
. 184.A Cleaner River-2
. 185.The Spitter
. 186.Kill Those Flies-1
. 187.Kill Those Flies-2
. 188.The Oil Change-1
. 189.The Oil Change-2
. 190.Boy Starts Huge Fire
. 191.Writers Go on Strike
. 192.Please Don’t Hurt Me!
. 193.It’s Just a Little White Lie
. 194.Jury Service in California
. 195.The Rude Golfer-1
. 196.The Rude Golfer-2
. 197.Man Invents Toilet for Cars
. 198.Monkeys Cause Man’s Death
. 199.The Light Eater-1
. 200.The Light Eater-2


. 201.Sara Went Shopping
. 202.Man Injured at Fast Food Place
. 203.A Life-Saving Cow
. 204.Driver Loses Mabel, Finds Jail
. 205.Jerry Decided To Buy a Gun
. 206.Freeway Chase
. 207.Better To Be Unlucky
. 208.Food Fight Erupted in Prison
. 209.How His Pig is Doing
. 210.Goats Being Hired
. 211.A Missing Cat
. 212.Book Him
. 213.Water Under the Sink-1
. 214.Water Under the Sink-2
. 215.Theft Occurs Everywhere
. 216.Eggs and a Bunny
. 217.Goodbye to Clean Couple
. 218.$100 Deposit
. 219.Books Don’t Grow on Trees
. 220.A Murder-Suicide
. 221.New Store and Its Owners
. 222.Hit-and-Run Charge
. 223.Gasoline Prices Hit Record High
. 224.A Festival of Books
. 225.Crazy Housing Prices
. 226.Happy and Unhappy Renters
. 227.Pulling Out Nine Tons of Trash
. 228.Cloning Pets
. 229.Rentals at the Oceanside
. 230.Trees Are a Threat
. 231.Gets Booked, Writes a Book
. 232.Popular Park Reopens
. 233.Swim Classes Begin Soon
. 234.Not Sitting Around
. 235.Get Millions for Homeless
. 236.Tenants Watch Building Burn
. 237.Bathtub Blues
. 238.Blood Drive at Civic Center
. 239.City Hosts 42nd Art Fair
. 240.City and Crime
. 241.Bank Robbery
. 242.Immigration Goes Online
. 243.Jimmy Fixes His Door
. 244.Needs a New Air-Conditioner
. 245.Man Gets 12 Years for Fraud
. 246.Man Shoots Up Post Office
. 247.Murals Are Over 200 Years Old
. 248.Pier Collapses
. 249.Cameras in Police Cars
. 250.A School Girl Sues Her School


. 251.SUV Driver Sends Officer Flying
. 252.Boy Drowns in Neighbor's Pool
. 253.Woman Dies in House Fire
. 254.Plane Crashes into House
. 255.Fishing for Girls
. 256.Shot Next to Christmas Tree
. 257.Stabbed Outside Nightclub
. 258.Fishing Boat Sinks
. 259.The Mysterious Carport Stain
. 260.Lies About Winning Lottery
. 261.Victory Dance Leads to Death
. 262.Eat Your Vegetables
. 263.Honk if You're in a Hurry
. 264.The Man Who Loved Women
. 265.How to Get out of Jury Duty
. 266.The Way to a Man’s Heart
. 267.Female Seeks Mature Male
. 268.Let’s Go Fishing
. 269.Train Wreck “Frees” Cows
. 270.Valuable Guitar Found
. 271.Stepmother Kills Herself
. 272.Beautiful Teacher Smiles
. 273.Are Criminals Taking Over LA?
. 274.Police Arrest Happy Van Driver
. 275.Say Your Prayers
. 276.The Final Phone Call
. 277.Almost Perfect Children
. 278.There Goes the Neighborhood!
. 279.Let’s Go to Vegas!
. 280.Squirrel Attacks Woman
. 281.To Save His Baby
. 282.English Is Confusing
. 283.Pump Up the Tires
. 284.Don’t Go Swimming
. 285.The Park That Went to the Dogs
. 286.Can You Spare a Carburetor?
. 287.Golf Like a Girl
. 288.Take Me Out to the Ball Game
. 289.Take This Job and Shove It
. 290.Where Did That Book Go?
. 291.When You’ve Got Your Health
. 292.That ‘New Car’ Smell
. 293.Inviting Poor Student to Dinner
. 294.When I'm in the Bathroom
. 295.It Was an Old, Worthless Clock
. 296.Five-Finger Discount on Candy
. 297.Collecting Seashells
. 298.At the Store Entrance
. 299.We Will See the World
. 300.Get Me a Caffe Latte




. 301.The Slow Computer-1
. 302.The Slow Computer-2
. 303.The Careful Reader
. 304.Avoid the Flu
. 305.Magician Attracts Women
. 306.US Border Patrol
. 307.Car Shopping in California
. 308.Happy Anniversary
. 309.“Read All about It!”
. 310.A Factory Worker
. 311.Bad Pork
. 312.Don’t Eat the Meat
. 313.Copper Robbers
. 314.Weekly Driving Lessons-1
. 315.Weekly Driving Lessons-2
. 316.Laundry Day-1
. 317.Laundry Day-2
. 318.The Bargain CD Set-1
. 319.The Bargain CD Set-2
. 320.It’s All Over
. 321.The New Clothes-1
. 322.The New Clothes-2
. 323.Food as Punishment
. 324.US Passports Outsourced
. 325.The Demanding Son
. 326.A Practical Joke
. 327.The Dead Pedestrian
. 328.Bad News, Good News
. 329.The Cluster Balloonist
. 330.The Rude Clerk
. 331.The Tax Charge
. 332.The Fire in the Hills-1
. 333.The Fire in the Hills-2
. 334.The Vacuum Cleaner Filter-1
. 335.The Vacuum Cleaner Filter-2
. 336.The Rental Car-1
. 337.The Rental Car-2
. 338.The Marathon Cheater
. 339.School Bus Crashes
. 340.Don’t Take My Property
. 341.New Law for Taco Trucks
. 342.The Refund-1
. 343.The Refund-2
. 344.Shut Your Mouth
. 345.TSA’s New Policy-1
. 346.TSA’s New Policy-2
. 347.I’m Pregnant
. 348.Court Approves Same-Sex Marriage
. 349.Impolite to His Brother
. 350.Protecting the Public
. 351.Malibu to License Paparazzi
. 352.I'm Moving to NY
. 353.The Heart Attack-1
. 354.The Heart Attack-2
. 355.Let's Speak English

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